Mini-Becky-beast

Mini-Becky-beast
The Mini Becky Beast, was so camera shy that no one at Creature Beasts Labs could take a photo !! Luckily her new adopted mommy Becky was able to snap the little fella! In fact, we'd go as far as saying he's posing for it! Good Luck Becky, and we hope Mini Becky Beast continues to strike a pose for you!

Stuffy

Stuffy
Limited Edition Bunny-Type-CB Stuffy is sarcastic, foul-mouthed stalker Bunny. He likes to stalk other CBs. He once tried to stalk Hypno-Bunny. That was until Hypno-Bunny created an effigy of him and proceeded to hack it to pieces with a claw hammer. Stuffy quit stalking him after this.

Reef

Reef
Reef likes reggae, fresh cut fruit and complicated handshakes. He’s too cool for school. ( No , he really is, he’s been expelled for smoking a yukka plant!)

Wassel (The Hassle)

Wassel (The Hassle)
Wassel the hassle is a cheeky trouble maker. He enjoys taking the mickey out of people but is very kind and always shares his sweets! He always goes to the aid of hungry mouths!

Griff

Griff
Limited Edition Bunny-Type-CB Griff is a day dreamer. He daydreams about girls and food. But not at the same time. We hope.

Fletch

Fletch
Limited Edition Bunny-Type-CB Fletch collects hair. And if this means ripping it out the head of other unsuspecting Creature Beasts he will! Dont worry, he is not interested in human hair, it's not "exotic" enough. But keep an eye on your cat.

Ray

Ray
Ray. Ray is rotund. Ray tells you it’s glandular. We’ll tell you it’s because this guy eats his own body weight in cream cakes a day. He’s one of those who say “I just don’t seem to be able to lose weight, I don’t know why!!” .....We do Ray, stop mashing lorry loads of food into your face!

Zed

Zed
Limited Edition Bunny-type-CB Zed is the best looking in the Limited Edition clan. He's got the best figure, but he knows it!!!!! Zed calls the other Creature Beasts Fatties, especially Ray. This causes a few fights. Ray's problem is "Glandular"....yeah...right!

Moose

Moose
Looks nowt like a moose but sounds like one when he's laughing! This little guy laughs at the most bizzare things. It took a short sharp slap up the back of the legs to stop him laughing at the plight of another Creature Beast getting his head trapped in a tube of pringles.

Fweddo

Fweddo
Limited Edition Bunny-type-CB Has a speech impediment that makes him sound like Jonathan Woss. So adorable though.

Rodger

Rodger
Rodger enjoys all things manly. Cars, Bikes, beer and and Girls! Put all these things into one room and Rodger is like a dog with two...bones.

Willy!

Willy!
Willy has got four legs.... He has got one eye.... He has got...not much else.

Scratch

Scratch
Limited edition- Bunny-type-CB This is scratch. Eats carrots and dried semi-skimmed milk.

Greggy

Greggy
Likes skulls, death and looking angry. He was once asked what he was actually angry about to which he replied "stuff". This confirms he's just an attention seeking, moody little git face!

Frank

Frank
Don’t really have much to say about Frank. He's one of those happy types. Always smiling. Quite annoying actually come to think about it. Sometimes we want to just be miserable and wallow in our own self pity without being told to "cheer up" or "Smile!" Frank made the mistake of saying this to Greggy, who turned round and fly kicked him in the face. We don’t usually condone violence, but in this instance, we let it pass.

Poddy

Poddy
We like Poddy. Poddy has got everything we like in a Creature Beast. He's small so takes up less space. He's polite and does not snatch things and he eats cheap stuff, like 19p cans of own brand beans on toast!

Stressy

Stressy
Stressy is one of those "rebels" who wears whatever she likes "because she can!" And "There's nothing you can do to stop me" and "I won’t conform to society’s norms! I'm no sheep!” etc. Etc. Perhaps if you adopt her, you can help her realise she looks like a charity shop manikin!

Doocey

Doocey
Doocey enjoys playing cards but NEVER likes to lose! This means one of two things...the other beasts are too scared to lose (He may have some kind of undetected psychopathic tendencies) or he’s a rotten stinking cheat! (He can’t be good at cards, I taught him!)

Sessil

Sessil
Sessil has got a few bad habits one of which is smacking other Creature Beasts up the chops for swearing! This is slightly hypercritical. Sessil has got a mouth like a dirty sailor's dirty mother

Misk

Misk
He's little and man he's miserable! He plays cute very well...but don’t be fooled! This little blighter will lull you into a false sense of security then slag you off behind your back! Misk has a new home now and has changed to being a cheeky but loveable companion to his new owner! Good on ya Misk!!

Christoff

Christoff
His name is Christoff, he has cool hair. This guy knows all about the power of a Good Hair Day! All the ladies like to stroke the hair! Try it yourself! Adopt him now!

Bacca

Bacca
This fury beast looks like a cross between a Yorkshire terrier and a coconut. Has been known to swallow other Creature Beasts whole! And if you do own a Yorkshire terrier, DO NOT leave them in the same room unattended! We’ll leave it to your own imagination why! Bacca now lives with his master, Big boy. The one they call Chief!

Mondoscope

Mondoscope
Arrogant, selfish and completely full of himself! But you just can’t get enough of him! This beast has an invisible magnetism that just makes the women weak at the knees! We just think he’s a lanky git!

Hairy

Hairy
This hairy guy now lives with the tapeworm in their new home. Hairy enjoys eating other Creature Beasts so it's a good job he lives in the company of another Creature Beast who could quite easily swallow a small dog. The only worry is that they try to eat each other at the same time!!

Horrace

Horrace
Adopted by a health enthusiast as a present for his GF, Horrace now lives in a gym. We have been informed that Horrace is now enjoying a healthy lifestyle and pictures will be sent of Horrace working out soon!

Bear

Bear
Bear now lives with Al Magic man, an actual man who can do magic. He has promised to send us some pictures of bear who has become his mascot having fun in the world of magic.

The Tapeworm

The Tapeworm
This is the tapeworm. Now residing in a home where the party's never stop! The tapeworm loves to swallow sparrows whole and enjoys hiding in trousers legs, something we had to warn the adoptee about!

Raggy

Raggy
Raggy the infamous bunny family. This guy might look disheveled but he insists it's his "look". Whatever.

Diddy

Diddy
This little dude is Diddy, the tiny due with the massive 'tude. This guy like singing and fizzy pop.

Larz

Larz
Long pink dreadlocks, a great smile, what else could you want!! Larz is our resident comedian, full of laughter and fun. The other beasts just love him!!

Pinky

Pinky
Sorry for the..well...boring name. Feel free to rename him if you can think of anything better. A cousin of the jigsaw family, this CB likes playing football, eating cheese and kicking other Creature Beasts off the climbing frame.

Xena

Xena
Xena is our only one eyed resident at the mo since the tapeworm moved into his new home. Xena loves reading and watching trashy TV like Jezza Kyle. She loves to drink cherryade! Now lives in a purple KA so dont forget to wave if you see her pressed against the glass!!

Garett

Garett
This is one of our longest residents, the ultra emo with the coolest dreads ever. This guy has been around too long now and really wants to move out. We also want him to move out becasue of his bad influence on the little budding emos such as Si. They now often have "who has had a worse life" competition. This is getting depressing!

Mr Death (Pronounced Deeth)

Mr Death (Pronounced Deeth)
Mr Death (pronounced Deeth, he goes mental if you pronounce it wrong) had the coolest tank top ever. His glow in the dark skull jumper makes him look pretty cool in a dark room.

Terry

Terry
Scruffy but loveable. This little guy just wants to be loved. His fav food is electrical componants and will happlily eat anything he can get his hands on! So keep your mobile phone out of site! And I-pods.....sheesh!

Silah

Silah
Not named after any popluar TV show character before you ask! Just suits him, whit his radioactive style Glow in the dark eyes. We were calling him "Refresher legs" but this didnt go down to well with the more greedy CB's who took this litterally!

Dennis

Dennis
Dennis is totally cool. We actually love him. Actually cried when we said goodbye! He has radioactive stlye glow in the dark eyes and has a rattle after swallowing a baby rattle. (Dont ask!) Dennis likes movies and first person shoot em ups!

Si

Si
This is our resident Emo, Si loves drawing in a little journal but goes mental if you try to look at it! We think it's where he records his innermost dark feelings. He loves to listen to bands that sing about anything depressing.

Mini Beast - Goldie

Mini Beast - Goldie
This little guy is what we call a mini Beast. He is also one of the CB's who swallowed a baby rattle when we threw some in for them to play with. This guy is so cute he makes Guy look like Goliath!

El Campino

El Campino
This guy likes to watch question time and countdown. Wont eat anything but caviar and drink Cava. (please adopt him, his food bills are horrendous!)

Joik

Joik
Joik the four legged CB. Quite an odd looking fella but has a lot of heart. Likes to hang around in cold places. He shut himself in the fridge for two days and hid in the salad crisper. Favourite foods include turnips and bird seed.

Zebidy

Zebidy
A custom made CB for someone who loves zebra and pink! During his short stay, He made a big impression on the other beasts and was the only CB not to pick on Larry!

Pixie

Pixie
Pixie is our cheekiest Creature Beasts so far and an accomplished pick pocket! He loves anything that sparkles so be aware!! He likes to hoard things and will find a great hiding place. However, this can be quite profitable if you have any rich guests!

Guy

Guy
Guy is a loveable Giant who plods around and is a bit clumsy due to his size. He sometimes accidently stamps on other Creature Beasts who now try to keep out of his path. Guys best pal is jigsaw. Guy loves cuddles and playing snap.

Jigsaw

Jigsaw
Called jigsaw because of his odd shape. His best mate is Guy, the loveable giant.

Pouch

Pouch
Nicknamed pouch because of his love of hiding inside things. It's not unusual to find him trying to squash inside anything pouch-like even if that means the mouth of another Creature Beast.

Hypno-bunny

Hypno-bunny
This is hypno bunny, or "psycho" as the Beasts have christened him. Yeah, he's plain odd and he gives us the creeps. His favourite past times include drawing pictures of other Creature Beasts minus their heads, and making jam.

Lance

Lance
yes, a rival of the (annoyingly so) much adored Ed has been created (by accident, we promise!).Lance, with his erm...odd dress sense has managed to convince the other Creature Beasts that he, in fact, is the coolest, and has feature Beast status to prove it. We think they are both utterly repellent, but what do we know! Now Ed has moved on, Lance has become insufferable! We were tempted to let them do battle and put a video on You tube, but that might be considered cruelty to Creature Beasts and that's just not on! So, please give him a home where he can be cool on someone else's time!

Colin

Colin
For some reason he reminds us of a vegtable. But his name is Colin. Colin likes to eat cucumber and enjoys dancing to folk music.

Ed

Ed
The coolest ever creature beast has now been created. Say hello to Ed, too cool for school and as rock 'n' roll as they come. Infact, he is so cool, he is starting to get on our nerves. All the other Creature Beast spend all their time crooning over him. Or at lease they did!! Until he was kindly adopted by Kayleigh, and now Ed spends most of his time by the MOTH in Wolves, with all of his adoring fans! Kayleigh promises to send up some pics of Ed in his new home very soon! Thanks Kayliegh! Fav food- monster munch Drink - Vimto / JD

Larry

Larry
Good news everyone (especially us!) Larry has been re homed in a great new place where he will be loved and cherished forever! After a visit to the labs, The Irish Harp newspaper decided to give larry a home. The harp team have promised to send us some pictures of him settling in so watch this site to find out how he's getting on.